i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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