Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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