this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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