Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
