No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
