just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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