I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
