Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
