It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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