She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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