I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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