Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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