I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
