just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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