Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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