I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
