My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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