I got her a Nickelback box set.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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