So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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