so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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