I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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