So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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