Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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