If that was your dad, he is hot
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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