do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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