Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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