Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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