Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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