maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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