Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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