absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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