I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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