Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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