God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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