this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
home. puking in laundry basket.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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