i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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