You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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