no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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