i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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