he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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