I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
