'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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