im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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