yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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