He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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