Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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