he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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