Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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