you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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