OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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