so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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